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Heinz will turn Salad Cream into Sandwich Cream and these are the only responses you need

Heinz claims to be considering renaming Salad Cream as Sandwich Cream. People arent happy, with the nation roughly divided between those saying its a stupid idea, and those pointing out its just a PR stunt (probably).

Here are our favourite 15 responses online.

1.

Who else is massively offended @HeinzUK are changing the name of Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream? ?? Too many syllables; messing with tradition; I put it on SALADs. Cretins. #saladccreamgate #saladcream #heinz #stopmessingwithstuff

— Charlotte Hardy (@ninjaewok) June 5, 2018

2.

#saladcream
They could have called it so many great things. pic.twitter.com/bPsuP58jky

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 6, 2018

3.

June 6th, 2018
Salad Cream has been renamed Sandwich Cream
Vinegar is called Chip Water
Parmesan is now Cheesy Pasta Sprinkles

Scones are still called scones, so at least they won't cause any arguments.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 6, 2018

4.

I see Heinz are considering renaming Salad Cream 'Disingenuous Marketing Stunt'.

— Oonagh (@Okeating) June 5, 2018

5.

If Heinz Salad Cream were a person it would throw itself down a staircase at your wedding just to get attention. pic.twitter.com/CvOlitvIRS

— Justin Myers (@theguyliner) June 5, 2018

5.

Salad cream is A Bad Thing, but "Sandwich Cream" sounds horrendous, borderline evil. https://t.co/6va8v0aYPS

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) June 5, 2018

6.

Am I the only one who thinks 'Sandwich Cream' sounds like a euphemism pic.twitter.com/uvzLzX7Rlq

— Julia (@JuliaCHowie) June 5, 2018

7.

Three things about this:

1. “…gloopy white sauce…” is too porno a phrase for a new report.

2. If youre a traditionalist who will be *angered* by Salad Cream being renamed Sandwich Cream, you need to get out more.

3. Heinzs PR is masterful.

https://t.co/zgEdBBWlJe

— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) June 5, 2018

8.

The risks of Brexit so catastrophic that the reports are locked in a safe, Grenfell families killed by corporate and political stinginess, Windrush citizens treated like dirt – yet Telegraph readers are losing their shit over Salad Cream being renamed Sandwich Cream

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) June 5, 2018

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